The History Channel

Sometimes when I'm sick,

I watch the History Channel.

(Actually I'm always watching TV, I just happened to be sick this time)

I <3 the History Channel.

I love history.

Anyways, besides loving history, I love this channel because it has such "obvious" conclusions.

The BEST "obvious" conclusion that I love watching about is

Aliens and Egyptians.

Did you know that aliens came to visit earth and "genetically created" us humans?

Want to know WHY they KNOW that humans were made by aliens?

because why else would we have the sphinx?

and all those drawings of human mixed animals...

Those drawings are there because once aliens made humans, they started experimenting with animals and intermixed humans and animals.

I find that idea fascinating.

because there wouldn't be the logical explanation that some religions believe the gods are a form of animals...

Cracks. Me. Up.

Really? Aliens?

The reason aliens made us humans was so we could find gold for them.

Oh and then the aliens supplied us with tools (much like what we have today) to build the pyramids.

Because humans couldn't have done all that by hand.

Then there was a war between aliens and humans, and when the humans forced the aliens to leave, the aliens took all their tools with them.

oh oh....

and the aliens know where the lost city of Atlantis is.

They took the human survivors...

Gosh.

I really really really like the History Channel.

Seriously, so interesting.

I love it.