Periods.

.Periods.
They eventually always come.
They have the last say.
They make a statement.
They leave their mark.
They can cause problems for you in two separate ways:
They can be incorrectly placed.
They can be left out.
Both causing pain.
No one is quite sure who invented them.
(but he oughta be kicked between the legs.)

With that being said.
Periods are a pain!
I would never wish them upon anyone.
Even my greatest enemy.
You don't ever want them, and when you have them you're grateful for the times when they are put on a temporary hold. (of course that's assuming you want them on hold, and of course I don't really know what that would be like-the grass is just greener on the other side.)

Well sure they are a personal matter but once you hit 9th grade you realize every girl knows what is going on. So you make up code names for tampons and pads. my friends and I called them rockets and mattresses.
Once you hit 11th grade you realize that there's no use beating around the bush when a guy is there and you just talk about it like it's nothing. You figure you have to live with it, and so must they.
The worst though...is the day it starts.
How are you supposed to tell your mother?
Most embarrassing thing EVER!
Guess little sis was a champ about it. Didn't seem to bother her.
or my mom gained a little more sympathy since my day and age.
I thought I'd make a CD for my sister though. To celebrate this joyous occasion.

Congratulations!
You have now experienced a crime scene in your underwear…..
I’ve made this P.M.S. (Period Music Sing-a-long) for you.
Because we all need someone who will understand….
1. Let it All Out (Reliant K): Don’ try to hold it in.
2. I Hate this Part (The Pussycat Dolls): We all hate the part when it starts again.
3. The Bleeding (Five Finger Death Punch): The Bleeding is truly an ugly thing.
4. Bad Day (Fuel): Bad day again? Ehhh At least you’ve got your period to blame it on.
5. Miss Murder (AFI): 3 words. . .PMS…Potential Murder Suspect…
6. Don’t Wanna Think about You (Simple Plan): It’s like an annoying song stuck in your head, always.
7. The Reason (Hoobastank): It is, and always will be, the Period.
8. Let ‘er Rip (Dixie Chicks): Someone once told me that the reason you have cramps is because the bleeding that is going on inside you is similar to someone ripping off duct tape from your uterine wall…let it rip.
9. I Hate Everything about You (Three Days Grace): I’m sure you understand this.
10. Bleeding Love (Leona Lewis): It’s a Love-Hate type of relationship.
11. The Red (Chevelle): Salutation to all the redness.
12. Heartbreaker (Pat Benatar): It will always ruin your plans.
13. Crawling (Linkin Park): Remember that awful ripping that’s going on inside you? Because of that you’ll be crawling around in pain.
14. The Tide Is High (Blondie): She’s a coming, and it’s going to be high tide!
15. Hemorrhage in my Hands (Fuel): Should be Hemorrhage in my pants.
16. Even Flow (Pearl Jam): It’s steady.
17. The River (Garth Brooks): Just accept it already. Sail it until the river is dry!
18. Rebirthing (Skillet): Soon you’ll learn why you have to go through this every month. Then you just hate it more!
19. Survivor (Destiny’s Child): One down, 9 million 9 hundred 99 thousand and one left to go.
20. It’s Not Over (Daughtry): Don’t worry, It’ll come back in about 28 days.

Oh the joys.
And since I already had the playlist made I made a copy for myself too.
Feel free to borrow it during your time of the month.
Have a happy period...always.